the thing about mizu blue eye samurai is that she’s a fag. He’s a dyke. She’s a cishet woman who sees two men kissing and immediately thinks of that guy who saved her life because he wanted to kill her. He’s a trans man who’s the perfect embodiment of the “quickly unsheathes and sheathes my sword, now you have top surgery” meme. If you asked them for their pronouns they would say “fight/me.” He’s just a lil guy who’s girlbossing at a very high level.
wildest part of the folger’s incest commercial is still when the brother mentions coming back from west africa and says “ahh, real coffee”